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🗓️ 8 October 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, everybody to this free episode of TF. |
0:18.5 | It's the free one recorded from, it's really exciting, our new |
0:22.9 | office on the Chagos Islands that has been given to us apparently for in perpetuity for as long |
0:29.5 | as they are controlled by Britain. So, so long suckers on the shores of England, we are |
0:35.2 | chilling by the beach. The only people there alongside 300 military |
0:39.1 | personnel knowing we're always going to be very secure that NATO is going to be able to fly an |
0:44.9 | F-35 to the bottom of Sri Lanka, where it is most crucially strategically needed. I posted |
0:51.2 | too bad about Ukraine and now we're based in Diego Garcia. |
0:55.6 | Sorry about this. |
0:56.8 | But that's fine. |
0:57.5 | I've just eaten an endangered flightless bird. |
0:59.9 | I'm enjoying this new tropical atmosphere. |
1:01.8 | Oh, no, I'm sorry. |
1:03.3 | Our guest Paris Marx has just parachuted in with news for us. |
1:07.9 | Apparently, the foreign office has gone woke and has given the Chagos Islands to China |
1:14.0 | to apologize for gender. I cannot believe that this has happened. I'm so sorry I had to let you guys |
1:19.5 | know this. I know you've really been enjoying it over there. It's just nothing, nothing, nothing gold can |
1:23.7 | stay, you know? Like, I was really hoping to, like, continue posting from my anti-woke |
1:29.8 | island fortress, but now Kirstama has taken this from me. Now, you'll just have to make the move to the |
1:34.9 | Falklands, you know, no controversy there. Yeah, just, just like hang out with some, like, what do they got? |
1:40.0 | They're like, penguins, probably. We're going gonna be like that japanese guy who escaped |
1:44.5 | uh hiroshima to his hide out in nagasaki no no welcome welcome that hey that was just an |
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