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While the Prime Minister of the UK is trying to ban X from being used in our country. Yes, that's really happening.

America, not one for being overshadowed, said,

hold my beer. We're about to kick things up a notch. As an insane fraud scandal has just rocked the United States. Now, it started in Minnesota, but it's very obvious that this is

going on all over the country. And when I read it, I thought, yeah, something like this is

happening in the UK, guaranteed, like,

we're way weaker and more pathetic than America.

We'll have allowed this shit, no problem.

And they've discovered that billions upon billions

of taxpayers' money is being stolen after thousands of Somalis

moved to America, set up these fake care centers, and we're giving just insane amounts of money for helping the kids.

Only for no kids to be there, they've spent the money on lavish lifestyles and also sending the money back home to Somalia.

And even allegedly, it's wiring the money into Somalian terrorist organizations.

So the Minnesota taxpayers are literally funding terrorism apparently.

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