The Dark Tower (2017)

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Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2017

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

We have seen The Dark Tower, being the latest attempt to adapt the works of Stephen King to the big screen. How did it fair? Well… Neither of us have read the novel series that the movie is based on, which seemed to be a plus, because I think we liked it more than most, certainly more than die hard Tower fans. Idris Elba is very good, looks the business as the Gunslinger, and has excellent chemistry with the young boy who holds the fate of multiple worlds in his hands, while Matthew McConnoghey i Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Everybody welcome to another first-run bald movie.
0:03.0	Tonight we went to see the Dark Tower
0:06.0	at the quasi adaptation from Stephen King's series entitled The Same.
0:10.0	I'm Aeron.
0:11.0	Oh, I'm Jim.
0:12.0	And I thought it would be appropriate to begin the
0:14.7	podcast with the podcaster's Creed. Oh, that's I do not cast with my
0:19.9	microphone lips. I podcast with my voice.
0:23.0	I don't know how the rest of it goes, but I do not edit with my fingers.
0:29.0	I edit with my mind.
0:31.0	I do not flame with my keyboard. I flame with my heart. Or
0:37.5	snark. Snark? Bich. A little of all of it. What did you think of this movie?
0:44.0	Quick background first. I've never read the books.
0:47.0	Have you read the books?
0:48.0	I have not read the books.
0:49.0	Okay.
0:50.0	So if you're a fan of the Dark Tower, we're going to all kinds of let you down in this review.
0:55.5	Yeah. Because neither of us have read it and I thought it was a fine movie.
1:01.5	It wasn't great. It wasn't terrible. It was fine. It was good. It was a fairly good action movie.
1:08.0	Had some okay heart to it and that's about it.
1:12.0	So I actually think that because I had seen I
1:18.9	become peripherally aware that there was some really terrible reviews of this
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