The Dark Knight (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport)
Newcomers: Sports, with Nicole Byer and Lauren Lapkus
Headgum
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2024
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. |
| 0:07.0 | Hi, hi, hi, so I do have some shows coming up. |
| 0:11.0 | On February 16th, I'm at JFL just for laughs in Vancouver. |
| 0:17.2 | And then on February 23rd through 24th, I'm doing four shows at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona. So come on over, come on over, |
| 0:27.0 | baby. |
| 0:29.0 | Ah! Where do we begin? A year ago these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean what happened? |
| 0:45.4 | So what are you proposing? |
| 0:49.4 | It's simple. Kill the Batman. The Batman. Here's my card. |
| 1:00.0 | Bruce, this is |
| 0:59.0 | Bruce, this is Harvey Dent. |
| 1:04.4 | Rachel's told me everything about you. |
| 1:06.0 | I certainly hope not. |
| 1:08.0 | You just told me that we'd be together. |
| 1:12.0 | Did you mean it? |
| 1:13.0 | Bruce, don't make me your only hope for normal life. |
| 1:18.0 | You're offered, right? |
| 1:19.0 | That's right, sir. |
| 1:20.0 | Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of? |
| 1:22.0 | Oh, you have no idea. |
| 1:24.0 | Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 1:29.0 | We're tonight's entertainment. |
| 1:34.0 | Well, hello, beautiful. |
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