Hello everyone. Welcome back to another episode with the crime and coffee couple. My name's

Allison. And my name's Mike. Hi, Mike. Hey, Al. You look gorgeous. And I got a t-shirt on. I'm just like

some Joe Schmo sitting here. Hi, Joe Schmo. Hey, Joe Schmo. We are the crime and coffee couple who come at

you every Sunday with a free episode, a new true crime or at least a really crazy story, I would say. And I tell the story, Mike listens. We've been married for 23 years. And I've never heard the story before. You have never heard the story. And after he hears it within about an hour, the memory of the episode is wiped from his mind. Poof, gone. Just like anything else.

Like if I,

there was a crime con conference recently and there was, you know, a bunch of people that were in true crime and going there and meeting each other. And if people came up to us, but they're like, oh, this was like, you know, a really interesting story. You guys told, I'd be like, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Let me get Alison involved here so she can tell you what,

you know,

something about it.

I don't know.

Yeah,

I'll say to Mike days after the episode.

Oh, guys told, I'd be like, I have no idea what you're talking about. Let me get Allison involved here so she can tell you what, you know, something about it. I don't know. Yeah, I'll say to Mike days after the

episode, oh, and the story of blah, blah, blah. He's like, no. I'm like the one that we did like two days ago. He's like, no, refresh my memory. It's a matter of safety. I just don't like to keep those things in my brain. Yes, you like positive stories. I'll tell you what you like. I was getting the studio

set up over here and I came over to tell Alice and everything was ready to go. And I see her scrolling on her little phone looking at shoes. I knew you were looking over my shoulder. How do you know? Because I was sitting on our patio and I know that there is a glass door behind me. And I know the son of a bee was lurking over my shoulder looking out. Yeah. And it's what he does. You were just happy sitting amongst our two cats and just enjoying yourself looking for new shoes to purchase. Well, I'm going on a girls trip and I'm thinking about what we're going to wear out to dinner. And I am not at all a dressy person. Not at all. Like my girlfriend's on our

girl's trip will be wearing these like slinky dresses. Never in my wildest dreams as cute and

adorable and beautiful as they look. I would never. I'd say your style is more frumpy.

I'm frumpy. What's the other word you would use? Sl I would say dated sloppy sloppy and frumpy is

poorly put together unkempt did you say unkempt no I didn't okay unkempt yeah no no you're very cute

but um so I got little wedge boots you just don't care about the yeah I mean maybe you do you probably

do care you know you do care I'm sorry what are you talking about no it care. You know, you do care. I'm sorry. What are you talking about?

No, it's not that I don't care. It's, I'm not a dressy person. I'm going to look put together in the outfits that I'm drawn to, which is jeans, some boots, and a cute top. Oh, yeah. You always look cute. So go pound some sand. I just said the wrong thing. I was going to say something far worse if we weren't recording right now.

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