Friggin' what up, dude.

Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast.

That's mine.

Going to be called History is Night.

History is dead.

With Strider Wilson.

Take it from the come.

Frigin what up, dude.

Fire it up to be back on another dank ass app of history is dank, dude.

I'm your host Strider Wilson, dude.

What up, dude?

We got Aaron on the sticks, dude. What up, Aaron?

What up?

Dude, I'm just posting right now, dude. Dude, I might even just stand up, dude, for those of you watching, dude, we got Aaron on the sticks, dude. What up, dude, I'm just posting right now, dude. Dude, I might even just stand up, dude. For those of you watching, dude, those are you listening, dude? Right, I'm just standing and leaning, dude. I'm leaning right now, like I'm about to order myself a nice IPA, dude. Two IPAs, dude, and I'll get an IPA for my freaking dyke-ass fiancee too, even though not like the way they taste, dude. She'll taste in my old fashion. She'll go, why are you drinking medicine? And I go exactly, dude. But you know why I got this lien going right now, dude? It's assertive, dude. This is an assertive lien. I'm in my space right now. I'm in my space. People know, dude, all right? This is, I got my elbow and I'm just straight up posting. I can turn back like this if my, you know, my boys call my name. Yo, Strider, dude. Oh, what, two more shots? All right, dude, sick. Dude, I got you. Don't even worry about it, dude. Or did, dude, check out this replay. Whoa. Sick. That was a sick home run, right there, dude. Tide, dude. You know, summer, dude, baseball style, dude.

Although we got the Olympics around the corner so I could watch an athlete do a dank ass long jump or something like that. Aaron, summer or winter Olympics, go. Which do you prefer? Summer. Yeah, I agree. Totally. Totally. It's just way more accessible, dude. but the reason I was leaning right there practicing my assertiveness was

I've been watching a lot of shark week. It was this past week, or aka it's called hipster week, dude, because, you know, hipsters love sharks. And I don't know how sharks feel about hipsters, but it's like cool to like sharks, you know. And I've always been into them. So basically, I'm like one of those guys who discovered the band.

I'm like, Sharks is my band.

But at least sharks aren't changing.

They're dinosaurs.

They literally have not.

You know, the big ones, the mega, you know, the megalodons just died off the massive ones.

But the other one's like basically genetically exactly how they were millions of years ago, which is tight.

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