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The Darien Scheme

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🗓️ 1 August 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

The Darien scheme was an unsuccessful attempt by the Kingdom of Scotland to become a world trading nation by establishing a colony called "Caledonia" on the Isthmus of Panama on the Gulf of Darién in the late 1690s. The aim was for the colony to have an overland route that connected the Pacific and Atlantic oceans. From the beginning it has been claimed historically that the undertaking was beset by poor planning and provisioning, divided leadership, a lack of demand for trade goods particularly caused by an English trade blockade,[1] devastating epidemics of disease, collusion between the English East India Company and the English government to frustrate it,[1] as well as a failure to anticipate the Spanish Empire's military response. It was finally abandoned in March 1700 after a siege by Spanish forces, which also blockaded the harbour.[2]

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0:00.0

Yeah, he keeps throwing hammers at watermelons and calling it research.

0:05.8

Okay.

0:06.3

That is already very worrying to me.

0:09.2

Gentleman, I suppose you are wondering while I'm here today.

0:15.0

Why is he doing that accent though?

0:17.5

It's the Darian scheme today.

0:19.8

Of course he is.

0:20.2

Yeah.

0:20.4

Silence.

0:22.0

It is about our patrons.

0:24.1

And my count, I mean, one out of 10,000 of our listeners gives us the money.

0:29.4

We so need to run this expedition.

0:32.2

That's not even remotely close to the real number.

0:35.0

He knows people can see how many patrons we have, right?

0:38.5

Mahops are today's episode will roast them to glory.

0:42.7

And soon we'll see the same numbers.

0:44.9

The scolented are rousing one out of five.

0:49.3

Yeah.

0:49.5

Okay.

0:49.8

I just two things.

0:50.8

One, your accent sounds like Richard Dawkins doing fat bastard.

0:54.9

Two, today's story has nothing to do with us.

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