The Dank Tank
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
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| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Gummy roulette. That's how we started the show today. Now we're about to get into the tank with your actual ideas. I love the off the air. You guys are trying to figure out how high you guys are. Well, we don't know. I think the answer for me is varied. We don't know. We don't know what we took. I got something pretty strong. Allie is convinced she's on a 10 milligram gummy right now. I can tell you already because I know this bowl had a lot of stuff in it. Some of them were weed gummy. Some of them were not. I know what I took was definitely a weed gummy. I can feel it already. I know. I can tell just by the way that we're talking to each other that we both are. So welcome to your 420 show at Kate Rock. And once again, we will continue this thing because we must. and we have Disneyland tickets for you coming up in about 30 minutes so there's your incentive to keep on listening and then we'll eat the pizza that's going to be all on display this weekend at Pizza City Fest. It's going to taste so good. It's going to be great. So excited. We plan this we planned this show perfectly. Who knew? Right now, it's time for your ideas and the return of the |
| 1:29.0 | tank. Here we go. My idea is called a blunt etiquette book. Lego or connect set that you can put |
| 1:35.1 | together and you got your pipe or ball. It's called the dangle meter. Bug repellent. If they could |
| 1:40.3 | make it smokeable. Instead of having a tree in your mirror, we're going to have like leaves, leaves hanging, bro. |
| 1:45.5 | It's vaccine for your mouth. We should put top one out of business and start serving mac and cheese. Oh, the dank tank, where ideas become realities. We've had a few ideas pitched to us over the years, the tank that have actually been made into real things. As I was hearing that story over the weekend, Ali, of the guy that was stealing all the Legos and then returning them with boxes of pasta. Yeah, that's such a high idea. I was thinking to myself, how cool would it be if you were able to build something with pasta, but then at the end, you could cook it and eat it. What? Yeah, because the guy was got in trouble because he was stealing these Lego sets, |
| 2:18.5 | and then he was taking out all the Lego pieces, filling the boxes with pasta, |
| 2:21.4 | returning them. |
| 2:22.0 | So someone else thought they bought Legos, and then it got... So you want to build like a dinosaur out of pasta? Yeah, you build it. Oh, I see. The pieces are all pasta. They somehow connect together. Isn't that like every three-year-old's |
| 2:30.7 | dream? |
| 2:31.8 | Our project is just making macaroni pictures? |
| 2:33.6 | Yeah, but no one ever eats them. |
| 2:35.1 | We just eat them. That's what I'm saying. |
| 2:36.4 | You've got to cook it afterwards. |
| 2:37.4 | We welcome you to the day. three-year-old's art project is just making macaroni pictures you're just eating them out we eat |
| 2:35.6 | them that's what I'm saying you got to cook it afterwards we welcome you to the tank |
| 2:38.6 | Berkeley we make our way up and down these phones and best hidea we'll get tickets to something |
| 2:42.3 | if you're choosing and whenever you're ready Berkeley go ahead with first idea well the first |
| 2:47.8 | I thought you know a nose filter because it can filter out all the stench that is in the studio and in jink's dank room, you know? You don't want to smell anything in there. Put it up your nose and it's all gone. Wow. I mean, I don't think that's possible. Nose filter. I mean, my smell beats all. Yeah, I mean, that would be good for the testing phase, Jake, to have Jake be kind of the tester to make sure that the product is effective. Well, think about it. If there was a spray almost like an aphrine, but it was able to make all smells have no odor, that would be kind of genius. I would want it to be very neutral, though, the smell that I, you know, because you could put something on your nose that would make it |
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