The Dangers Of Procrastination | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria, thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.0 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:11.0 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:17.0 | It is always a joy to come into your homes each week and we know that God has good things in store for you. |
| 0:24.0 | So we come with good news and we just believe that today you're going to be changed as you listen. |
| 0:30.0 | If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by. I give you a personal invitation. |
| 0:34.0 | I say it often, but these are the finest people in all of Houston. |
| 0:37.0 | We'll make you feel right at home. So come by and see us. We'd love to have you, but thanks for tuning in today. |
| 0:43.0 | I'd like to get started each week with something funny, so see what you think of this one. |
| 0:47.0 | A young man received a parrot as a gift. |
| 0:50.0 | But the parrot had an extremely cantankerous attitude and every word out of his mouth was rude and obnoxious. |
| 0:56.0 | The young man got so fed up with it one day, he grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer hoping to teach him a lesson. |
| 1:03.0 | The parrot squawked and kicked and screamed, but then suddenly fell silent. |
| 1:08.0 | Fear and he had heard him, he quickly opened the door. The parrot stepped out and said, |
| 1:12.0 | I believe I may have offended you. I'm seriously remorseful and promised to never to behave that way again. |
| 1:18.0 | And by the way, the parrot continued, may I ask what the turkey did. |
| 1:24.0 | Hold your bibles up and say it like you mean it. Ready? This is my Bible. |
| 1:28.0 | I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:35.0 | Today I'll be taught the Word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. |
| 1:44.0 | I am about to receive the incorruptible, indestructible, ever-living seed of the Word of God. |
| 1:51.0 | I'll never be the same, never, never, I'll never be the same in Jesus' name. |
| 1:58.0 | God bless you. You sound great as usual. |
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