One pound doesn't buy you much.

You could get a pack of chewing gum.

Or four, five or super reliable broadband

that gives you all the speeds you need

for online shopping, designer gear,

swapping holiday, booking, and fake-way cooking,

battling, mate-swiping, date, speedy streaming,

work from home, teaming on hundreds of devices

so you can forget buffering, freezing, glitching, or arguing.

Get all this on the UK's most reliable broadband technology

from less than one pound a day.

Winds are staying in with BT.

24 months, new customers, CPI, cross-thinker,

9% increase each March, 30% UK availability

from 31, 99 from 25 times supply.

I love a mimosa.

I'm going to have one after their show.

It's like a little treat that I earned.

So Jess is pissed again.

The four that follow her because I'm a fall down drunk.

LAUGHTER

Well, can you do it?

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