It's at this point where he says that he's going to take him back to Los Angeles as though he is

some kind of oompa lupa with no agency and he is going to start a restaurant with him.

This is kind of like the pinnacle of opportunity for a C rat to trick a benefactor into thinking

that you are human and then take their money. You know that's how you get out of this industry.

Guaranteed a job for a year to that thing. You burn that thing to the ground.

Um, and then you may flee back to the ocean, but who knows?

Hi, hello, and welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below deck podcast.

My name is Dylan. I'm settle up next to one Patrick cookie permission to come aboard granted.

What's up? Not much. Not much. We got a bit of a mutiny on our hands. What do you mean?

Well, our our former producer who has a substance abuse issue with sandwiches. Yes.

Has picked himself quite a battle with you. Yeah, he accused me of breaking the mic

and when he asked me if I did it, I said no. And then he said he did one of these stupid things.

He doubles back and says, well, it wasn't broken. Uh, what I left or whatever. And so you're

so you're calling me a liar producer, Kaelin. Yeah. Is that what's happening here? And to think that

that this handsome young man goes to firehouse subs orders. God knows how many.

Eats them all and comes in here in some kind of stupor.

Some Tasmanian devil kind of stupor destroys the entire studio and then has the goal in a

blacked out kind of fugue state to blame you. I couldn't believe it. I mean, it's unbelievable.

The mayonnaise is clogging his his his canals. You know the canals up there. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So we'll take care of him. I don't mean kill him. No, no, no, no, no, I'm going to speak with

him. We're going to have a conversation. You know, people would I think people would

were he and we'll get into the show in a second, but were he to go into treatment?

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