The Dance Gauntlet

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On The Jennifer Hudson Show, guests are forced to dance through a line of enthusiastic yahoos just to enter the program. The crew recreates this cringe fest with Jacob leading the pack of forced dancers. Bobby remembers when Lady Gaga and Madonna had a feud and Jay researches Madge's young boyfriends. Bob checks in with Jay about his new special "Them" on YouTube. Bob recalls a time when he really thought he was going to hit the big time. The guys see a wealthy lesbian relationship for Christine in her future. Bigjaycomedy.com punchup.live/robertkelly *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.8	I've been sitting here just wasting time.
0:10.3	Bobby's pooping in the lobby bathroom.
0:15.8	I got to waste a little time.
0:19.5	Bobby mistimes his dump.
0:22.0	So it's untethered Jay, everyone's favorite.
0:26.7	Unfortunately, we're not live, so I can't have you.
0:30.9	Jay up the room with filthy emails from people and gay porn on the screen.
0:39.4	I mean, I could. By the time the gay porn's up there, it's just going to upset Jacob only. Jacob has to stare directly at it. Whatever we put
0:44.9	up on that screen, poor Jacob. Poor, poor Jacob. You've seen some things. I learned more about gay porn
0:50.6	from this show than, well, I learned everything from the show about gay porn.
0:55.7	Yeah.
0:56.4	Yeah.
0:56.7	Until you started this show, you were like, where do their penises even go?
0:59.7	I'm like, they're butts and mouths, Jacob, look.
1:02.4	Look right here, I'll show you.
1:04.0	When you think about it, we learned about the preamble, the gay punching.
1:09.3	Oh, a little bit of wrestling, yeah, like wrestling.
1:12.3	George Taked us that on the Howard Stern Show years ago, right?
1:16.4	He said him and Brad, him and his husband would have a little wrestling matches that would turn into gay sex.
1:20.8	And then you showed us with it.
1:22.6	And then you didn't know what that was.
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