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Welcome back to another edition of the Around the NFL Podcast.

My name is Dan Hanzis. I am in a room that's filled with heroes, Mark Cessler, Chris Wessling, and Greg Rose with all what is up boys.

Hey Dan, whooie!

Can feel the energy in this room. Greg and Wess about to board an early morning plane to Taibe leaving us behind, which is not their fault we cannot go.

Definitely not their fault. Yeah, Wess, Greg, the big fish, Evans Silva, the Paramore, all will be in Taibe this time tomorrow. How exciting is that?

Look guys, if you can get away at the last minute, the owner of Huckapoo's, the great Eric Thomas has offered his house as a fresh pad for any overflow crowd.

That's a nice gesture. But not surprising from ET, considering Huckapoo's is kind of the cheers of Taibe, right? It's where everybody goes, it's home in a way.

And he's also one of the most generous men I've ever known.

My image of Taibe Island is you can really walk into almost any house and just crash there at any time.

I should tell you about the time I did that. Please. Oh, we can save it for them. Do they have a prison?

Save for the Taibe Island. I've been in the crash pod.

What's the crime rate in Taibe?

Substantial? No. There is a lot of drug activity. I feel like it's a lot of people running from previous crimes.

There's a lot of tourism, so you'll have a lot of weekend jailing. No one talks about their former life once they get to Taibe. That's all in the past.

I would say it's the opposite. Everyone has an interesting backstab. How you ended up in this end of the road, please.

So very exciting and... Please get Greg in some trouble with us.

I don't please. No. I mean, no, no, no. Yes.

Send no be a whole who wears the pants in a relationship that will take it to a new level because Greg's going to be in the dog house.

Oh, I thought you were saying who wears the pants in my relationship with the U.S. No, no.

No, no. Another conversation. I don't want your wife to have to take the pants back if I get you in trouble.

What, oh, you mean like getting him thrown in jail? Well, I mean, Mark wants me to get him in trouble.

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