The Dakota Johnson dating theory

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🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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THURSDAY QUICK AND DIRTY: Olivia Rodrigo’s new album has been announced!!!! We have so many thoughts and theories to walk you through in deep, deep detail. A judge has dismissed most of Blake Lively’s claims against Justin Baldoni, and Brian Cox was profiled in The Times UK (we have mixed feelings about it). Chloe Fineman told a really weird story in a Vanity Fair interview, and finally, the time has come: we’re talking about Role Model and Dakota Johnson. Big thanks to CeraVe for making this episode possible. Cleanse Like a Derm by picking up your CeraVe cleanser at your local pharmacy. Shameless Podcast is produced by Annabelle Lee and Eilish Gilligan, video-produced by Monica Vantilburg, and executive-produced by Lucy Hunt. Our social media team consists of Naima Fatema and Eilish Gilligan, and our partnerships manager is Cindy Luu. Want to support our show? Clicking ‘follow’ on Apple and Spotify is the best way to do that, and we're super grateful to anyone who leaves a five-star review while they're at it. Also! An old-fashioned 'Tell a Friend In Real Life' is equally appreciated. Want more? We've got more… Subscribe to our newsletter Smart, Dumb Stuff: https://tinyurl.com/4yasjphn Follow us on Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/2mf557ux Aaaand we’re on TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/2hchchrp Everything else your heart could ever desire is here: https://linktr.ee/shamelesspodcast Thanks for listening! We’re huge fans of yours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I have a public service announcement for the listeners.
0:03.1	What's that?
0:03.8	I suspect the reality TV lovers among us will expect in this episode they're going to hear about the Summer House scandal.
0:11.4	Yeah, and we normally don't lead with what you're not getting.
0:14.8	But I haven't watched Summer House until actually this weekend.
0:18.7	Well, it's not helpful for us to enter the chat on this if we're not
0:21.2	the experts. Yeah, there's 10 fucking seasons. There are so many episodes, maybe more than 10 seasons.
0:26.6	Anyway, I've started at season one, episode one. I'm back in like 2015 or something cursed like that.
0:33.1	I just need the listeners to know, I will catch up and I will have thoughts in 2027.
0:39.4	Yeah, well, I was going to say, when she's completed the 10 season, we will talk about the
0:43.6	summer-and-scale of the last two weeks.
0:46.4	It's a full-time job at this point.
0:49.2	I'm deep in it.
0:50.3	I'm not loving it yet, so someone tell me when it gets good, please.
0:54.0	I'm sure they will.
0:57.4	Hello and welcome to Shameless, the pop culture podcast for smart people who love dumb stuff.
1:06.2	You're joined as always by Melbourne writers, Michelle Andrews and Zara McDonald.
1:09.9	Hello, Zara McDonald. And hello, producer, Annabelle Lee. Hello. I just remembered this is a full-length video episode for both YouTube and Spotify. And I need to look at the people more. What do you mean? Oh, to camera. Remember those times where you start at the start we used to kind of like finger gun? If you're watching, here's your fingergun. And now they probably feel forgotten.
1:28.3	I know.
1:28.8	So I've just clicked in fingergun.
1:31.3	Coming up on today's show, lots to get through, and I am beyond excited for it.
1:35.8	Olivia Rodriguez has announced this new album, and Bally and I have thought.
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