Hello the internet my name is Jack O'Brien I'm the founder and former editor in chief of crack.com and the host of the new comedic news podcast the daily zeitgeist which as the name suggests is daily and sporadically injured.

I know I'm miles great a former Trump insider under witness protection and I'm about to blow this whole thing. Oh cool.

So why are you talking like that? Because I have to protect my identity since I know way too much.

But you just said your full real name out loud. Shit. You're right. I just felt like I had to impress the audience because you had your whole crack thing.

Dude you were a lobbyist that's pretty cool. Yeah but I was like a low level one.

Being a co-host is considered a great honor in some parts of the internet. Oh just be yourself man.

Yeah you're right. Well we'll be joined by some of the smartest and funniest comedic and journalistic minds around to bring you the hidden facts and alternative analysis of the news stories blowing up your phone every morning.

Those alerts probably have you feeling like we're in the craziest most violent period in US history but did you know terrorist bomb the United States 2,500 times in a span of 18 months between 1971 and 72?

It's just 24 hour news networks weren't around to tell you you should be flipping out so we all just kind of forgot.

Speaking of flipping out did you know that dolphins swim and even play while they're asleep?

We'll tell you why that might have something to do with Donald Trump's late night tweets. Really? Yes really.

Well I'm sold. Where do I sign up? Easy just search the dole's right guys in Apple Podcast for listeners subscribe.

You know they don't just do that themselves. They have a voice modulator. A voice ward.

It's a thing they talk into. Wait you thought everyone in witness protection was just doing an impression of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs? Yeah.

Why would they all choose to do the same impression? I don't know.

Episode one of the Daily Zeke guy drops on October 9th. Look out for a preview. Episode 0 on October 2nd.

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