Hello the internet and welcome to yet another episode of

Santa University. Well, this isn't even an episode. This is an event. This is an event an annual tradition now since the beginning of this whole

podcasting universe where the great Jamie Loftus

Loftus, I'm sorry

Blesses us with her magnum opus that is an ever evolving script

I will let her intro the script a little bit more but at the very least we want to give everybody a Christmas gift

Yes, this is it's Christmas day today. It's St. Chris Bins Day. Oh, it is. That's right. What is that Christmas?

God St. Chris Bins Day. It was that ever said in something? Yeah, you're tripping

Yeah, Mary Christmas. We're in a room full of all our most talented friends. There's like dozens of people here

Ready to he doesn't people perform for you. All right. Sorry, man

Jamie. Yeah, hi. Hi. Okay. So thank you guys so much. Yeah, it's always a Christmas miracle

Yeah, you get the script done in time. Yeah, I got it done

I got a lead of seven minutes this year, which is and good for

listeners if you're you know rookie zeitgang can you please

Explaining to people what what this is? What is what is Santa University? What it means? What's different? What's new?

Yes, okay, so this is the third year that we're doing Santa University, which is absurd

So the Santa University is a project that's been very close to my heart. I've been working on it since 2012

The concept is simple, you know, we got more Christmas content than ever

This is a concept that well we introduce it in song at the beginning of this one

This is a recap, but it's a five and a half hour long movie

That I wrote and I'm continuing to write in pieces. It's an evolving. It's kind of what was the Kanye album that he kept changing it

Was he was yon Lee young and then Jesus is King

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