The Daily Showography of Vladimir Putin | Nick Offerman

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2021

⏱️ 35 minutes

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U.S. police officers resist COVID-19 vaccine mandates, The Daily Show examines the life of Vladimir Putin, and Nick Offerman discusses "Where the Deer and the Antelope Play." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	You watched the NBA opening thing, didn't you?
0:07.6	Yeah, opening game.
0:09.8	The Los Angeles Lakers, the Golden State Warriors,
0:13.0	what an amazing game.
0:14.8	I love how the commentators talk about LeBron like he's dead, though.
0:19.2	That's probably one of the strangest things that I watch, especially in American sports.
0:22.6	And we're like, LeBron James!
0:24.4	What a, wow!
0:25.8	Oh man!
0:26.9	He, I can't believe he's still doing that at that age!
0:30.9	He's 36!
0:33.6	They make it sound like an eight year old man is running around on the court.
0:37.2	LeBron!
0:38.2	He's still got it, folks!
0:40.0	You know why I get pissed off about that?
0:41.4	Because I'm the same age as LeBron, basically.
0:43.9	And then whenever they talk about him, they come to me like, you know,
0:46.3	you would assume that he's, I mean, he shouldn't be able to do these things at that age.
0:50.7	And I'm like, guys, I'm not, I'm not that old.
0:53.2	Like, I find, I'm taking it personally on the couch.
0:55.9	Oh my god, I'm not that old.
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