You're listening to Comedy Central.

What makes a legendary journalist?

Gravitas, honesty,

I so piercing make you give you a nose ring?

No.

It's adaptability.

And no one's better at that than Tucker Carlson.

Man of a thousand faces,

but also somehow only one face.

Tucker, Swanson, McNear, Carlson.

His father was a journalist and US ambassador

to the Seychelles, a popular vacation spot for people's money.

His stepmom was an airst to Swanson Frozen Foods,

a heritage he still pays tribute to

with his trademarked frozen facial expressions.

He has a brother, Buckley, Swanson, Peck, Carlson.

You don't really need to know anything about him,

but how about those names, huh?

Others might have tried to downplay their wealth,

but downplaying was never Tucker's style.

Well, I'm like extraordinarily loaded,

just from money I, you know, inherited.

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