The Daily Show with Brooke and Connor

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh my god Frankie did the cute did I tell you that one Frankie fell asleep on his strawberry?
0:05.1	No, it was so cute take a picture. No, I didn't because I couldn't like it was on like her underside her belly
0:11.6	And I couldn't like access that point, but she smelled so good like a strawberry and you're all red
0:16.0	It was a piece of cake. I didn't even know strawberries have sent
0:18.9	What?
0:20.1	I would never know. Strawberry-cented things. Yeah, that's an artificial added scent
0:24.0	No, if you smell it, are you kidding? You smell a strawberry, nothing happens. That is not like a rose
0:30.0	That's not true. Oh, so it smells hotter the whole point of roses isn't they smell? Can you guys all smell roses? Yeah
0:36.1	Wake up and smell the roses. I have COVID. Well, have you never been able to smell that? I was born with COVID
0:41.3	That's weird. No wonder you think smells the least important sense
0:45.9	That is so strange because you actually like
0:48.4	Bad smells perturb you so much, but you can't smell strawberry or rose
0:53.8	Maybe you can't smell the good smells
1:00.4	Weird
1:08.1	Hey, brok hi Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee
1:14.0	Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome
1:19.1	Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five where were you in Pennsylvania
1:27.3	Touchgrass might I suggest
1:30.0	We're just gonna dive right in today
1:32.9	So are we starting?
1:35.7	Well, why is this so hard today
1:40.0	The pine change okay, yeah, I'm very jet lagged
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