The Daily Show: Global Edition - Super Tuesday Drama & Coronavirus Fears | Judith Heumann

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Trevor covers the fallout from the 2020 Super Tuesday elections, Roy Wood Jr. gives tips on avoiding the coronavirus, and activist Judith Heumann discusses "Being Heumann." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.8	Now.
0:05.8	For the week of March 2, 2020.
0:08.4	From Comedy Central's world news headquarters in New York.
0:13.4	It's the Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Global Edition.
0:16.4	CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22.2	Welcome to the Daily Show Global Edition.
0:23.9	I'm Trevor Noah. Before we begin,
0:25.8	some news out of the Vatican City.
0:28.4	The Pope has suggested to followers
0:30.9	that they give up internet trolling for Lent.
0:35.8	And that's such a specific instruction.
0:37.8	It makes me wonder if the Pope is getting bullied.
0:41.1	You know, someone's like,
0:42.0	what else is he going to say?
0:42.9	For Lent, we should also give up wedging the Pope
0:45.6	when you see him in the hallway.
0:47.3	Please, Benedict, stop it.
0:48.9	All right, now here it is, this week's headlines.
0:51.2	Some good news from Afghanistan.
0:53.6	A phrase no one has ever said.
0:55.6	America's never ending war with the Taliban
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