The Daily Show: Global Edition - Iowa and New Hampshire Are Total Opposites
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2020
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | BAM! |
| 0:04.6 | Welcome to the Daily Show Global Edition. |
| 0:07.9 | I'm Roy Wood Jr. host of the award winning CP time. |
| 0:12.2 | And in honor of Black History Month, Trevor has asked me to introduce the show. |
| 0:16.2 | But before we begin, some news out of Spain where authorities have shut down an international |
| 0:21.2 | criminal gang that trafficked in stolen cardboard. |
| 0:24.0 | So now if you want a huge amount of cardboard, you just have to buy something from Amazon. |
| 0:29.5 | Thanks for somehow shipping me that wristwatch in five separate boxes. |
| 0:33.8 | Here are this week's headlines. |
| 0:36.5 | Let's kick it off with the big news. |
| 0:42.3 | Equifax. |
| 0:43.7 | Some people know them as a credit reporting agency. |
| 0:46.8 | Others know them as a player-hater that stops you from buying your couch. |
| 0:50.0 | Well, you may remember that they were at the heart of a massive data hack and now we're |
| 0:54.0 | finding out how it all went down. |
| 0:56.3 | Good evening. |
| 0:57.3 | It was one of the biggest cyber attacks in history, stealing the personal information |
| 1:01.0 | of nearly half of all Americans from our social security numbers to birth dates. |
| 1:05.7 | Now in a stunning announcement, the U.S. Justice Department is accusing a branch of the Chinese |
| 1:10.3 | military with the 2017 hack of the Credit Rating Company Equifax. |
| 1:15.2 | The Chinese team hid their tracks by using 34 servers in nearly 20 countries. |
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