Friends, welcome to the Daily Inch.

While I'm away researching Murdemile, here's a little treat to keep you entertained over

the next three weeks.

15 little stories which are fun, rambly, informative, but not essential to listen to.

Each story has been written and presented in a tongue-in-cheek way and are not for the

easily offended.

Murdemile returns on Thursday the 24th of August 2023.

But until then, there's this.

The Daily Inch.

The 20.

The Life-Saving Boos of the Sinking Baker.

Alcohol.

Whether you're a T-Total Timmy, who won't let anything stronger than a wine-gum pass

your lips.

A Lucy Lightweight, who goes all red-faced and blurs out a slew of blue words the second

you sunk a whole half-shary.

A half-cut Cindy, who's cracked open a bottle of Pino before your sprogs are even

passed the Skull Gate.

Or, like Eva.

You're so permanently pickled, you could preserve a barrel of gerkens by simply breathing

on it.

And once mummified a pigeon by puke on it, Boos is part of your life.

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