Friends, welcome to the Daily Inch.

While I'm away researching Murdemile, here's a little treat to keep you entertained over

the next three weeks.

15 little stories which are fun, rambly, informative, but not essential to listen to.

Each story has been written and presented in a tongue-in-cheek way and are not for the

easily offended.

Murdemile returns on Thursday the 24th of August 2023.

But until then, there's this.

The Daily Inch.

18.

Mr. Fanny face fungus.

Work.

It's the mindlessly dull thing that some of us do between waking up, nodding off, and

making Z's in the disabled toilet, having popped on and out of all the sign on the door

as we're taking a well-earned midday nap.

The best thing about work is getting paid.

The worst bit is everything else, and we all accept that, although it's not in our contract.

Our recompense includes a wage, paid leave, a pitiful pension if we're lucky, and the

maximum amount of stuff that we can shove in our pockets without being nabbed.

What we call perks.

Every job has its own perks.

Who are?

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