Friends, welcome to the Daily Inch.

While in my way research in Murdemile, here's a little treat to keep you entertained over

the next three weeks.

15 little stories, which are fun, ramly, informative, but not essential to listen to.

This story has always been written and presented in a tongue-in-cheek way and are not for the

easily offended.

Murdemile returns on Thursday the 3rd of November 2022.

But until then, there's this.

1.

A man's deadly desire for cow poo.

A man with a very unique sexual obsession has been found guilty in sentence to ten years.

When it comes to sex, some people love to get all hot and steamy in the sack.

But for this particular character, he took his kinky obsession to new heights and lows

by getting well and truly mucky.

David Truscott, 43, formerly of Campbell and in the Pitchress County of Cornwall, had been

a brown steaming blight on the Roth family and their farm for almost a decade.

Cursed with a sludgy desire to pleasure himself in the wilds of nature, Truscott's obsession

began innocent enough as back in 2005 when he was caught stailing cowpats from the Roths

field and Woodbury has farm.

His petty, plop pill-fring could have been for a multitude of reasons as cowpats are an

essential part of farming as they reintroduced minerals into the soil, or it could have been

for warmth as cowplop has been used for centuries as cavity wall insulation.

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