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What's going on, everybody? Welcome to the Double Talk, formerly, the daily double talk,

until we weren't stupid anymore. We realize like, oh, we're not doing this daily.

We're doing this once a week.

Yeah, words matter.

You can't just say shit's daily when it's not daily.

Oh, but these days you can.

As we will see with some of the things that we're talking about, oh, what are we talking about?

But before we get into that, let me tell you about the show.

This is probably the most conversational show on Double Toaster.

We talk about numerous things, many topics of things.

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