Welcome everybody to the Double Talk, formerly the Daily Double Talk.

We decided to simplify and also realize that we don't do this daily, so we had to change it around.

We had ambitions of doing it at one time, but one week is enough.

You know, we do a lot of stuff for you guys.

People, I am Corey Coleman, one of your host today today but here's your main host over here mr christian

horchata torres how you doing man i'm well sir i'm well it's good to see you i missed you i hope

new york was a blast new york was a blast man you know it's it's it's nice to be forced off the

internet so you can realize just how much life there is out there how much life you need to

live and not be stuck on these screens all the time but i did have a great time so no offense

i wanted to do a show with you but i'm glad i did not i'm glad the internet ruined that whole thing

for us man you'd be like the kind of guy who would benefit from being canceled from the internet

you would like thrive afterwards as a human being you know what i i hate to say because no one wants to be

canceled these days because if you're canceled most of the time it's because of some fucking you know

you're pedophile or you know you rape somebody which i have not done but if I just happen to piss people off enough someday to where they just say, you know,

they start throwing cans and apples at me and saying, Corey, get out of here.

I don't mind taking a little break, man.

I'm not going to lie.

You can travel the world, man.

Seriously, you'd be Samuel Jackson at the end of Pulp Fiction.

You're going to go on adventures and shit. And it's going to be the best thing that ever happened to you. Not that I'm hoping for that day. I'm just saying you have a

great backup plan. Man, I said this before and again, I'm not, I'm not bragging anything. I'm not.

I just happen to be lucky enough to where, you know, if this ended, I won't be in a panic. But I will. I'll tell you what. I won't be in a panic. I'll be all right. But I would miss

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