What is going on, everybody, happy Saturday.

I am Corey Coleman.

And if you see me right now, you can probably tell why, you look a little more energized. You got a little more pep in your step at this moment than I'm looking at you. We'll tell you why a little bit. But before I do that, let's not talk about myself. Let's not make this something selfish. Let's not feed my ego like I'm always trying to do. Let's go ahead and at least try to give a little attention to my friend over here, my co-host, my main man, at least for the

next couple of hours, Mr. Christian Horchata Torres. How you doing, sir? I'm well. I like that

that I'm your main man for a few more hours at least. And by the way, I feel like you're selling yourself short, man. Last week was like Michael Jordan in the flu game. You know, you were out

there throwing up in between clips and stuff and you were the consummate professional. You killed it

the entire time. Give yourself some more credit, Coleman. Oh, well, you know what I always take the

opportunity to do that? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Shit.

That yourself on the bat. A round of applause, Toasties. I mean, maybe we got to get the chats in here to accurately praise you the way you deserve. I mean, this man over here is okay, but

Jesus, man, what would you do without me? No, people. We're going to all that in a little bit.

Welcome to the Daily Double Talk, as I said, Corey Coleman, Christian Torres over here. And this is the just casual conversation show of Double Toaster. They all are, but this is a little more laid back. This one is a little more casual than the other shows that we have right here. Not as much preparation that goes into this.

Not that we don't try to do a professional job.

It's just that I don't come in with all the flash and the production.

I try to sit back and just have a nice, natural, some people like to use the word,

organic conversation with Christian over here.

And before I go any further, you know, this is a Saturday. We usually

do this on a Friday. I came here today and I'm always forgetting something no matter how much

I'm prepared. In fact, the more prepared I am, the more likely I am to mess up something.

And that is what I did today. I meant no disrespect to you folks over there.

Let me see.

I don't even know how many people we have on today.

All the people.

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