The Michael Berry show people are so literal

It's crazy because I don't realize how misunderstood I am until I read emails this guy emails me all time is a former radio guy

He says,

Zar, I don't know if you were being tongue in cheek or genuine

when you were talking about Hank Jr.

Were you being Adular or satirical, outlining the clear fact he writes songs as he's living

his best life?

You sounded a bit catty, jealous maybe.

Describing how he merely writes songs about what he's doing at a certain time in his day as if you could do better.

Petty, you, Michael, are an amazing man, you really are, I listen to you as much as I can,

and really can't point out anything wrong with you or your radio production at all.

For you to be low-key snippy about old Hank, well I'm disappointed.

You know he almost died climbing a mountain.

He also drank more Jim Beam than you

probably ever seen in your life and I heard he's had like a hundred women. Not as

many as wailing but I don't think anyone cares to keep score. Wilt Chamberlain did.

He ain't as good as his daddy though and he never will be.

I just proofread this email and I made some corrections.

I want to make sure it's up to your high standards of communication.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. to make sure it's up to your high standards of communication.

Well, first of all, I love Hank Jr.

and if you couldn't tell that by what I said,

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