The Cysters Are Back

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	What? Are you on a new medication or something?
0:05.0	No.
0:06.0	Why are you so good to me?
0:07.0	Because I just read something funny, but I, it's kind of like, I don't think that you'll, I don't think
0:11.0	that you'll, I think it's funny.
0:14.4	Try me.
0:17.2	No.
0:18.4	Let me see it.
0:19.8	because maybe if I just, okay now you have to share it with the okay it's just a it's like a it's like a fake share it's like a fake image of a text conversation between a deer and I think another deer and it says did you just fucking hear that and the other deer is like what I'm not even with you and the other deer is like false alarm
0:39.6	I was nothing hey me and the boys are gonna go chill on the road if you're trying to pull up.
0:44.4	What the hell was that? I just heard something. Never mind, it was nothing. Hey, we're in the road, there's
0:48.8	a bunch of cars driving and that just ends.
0:51.1	Okay, that's good enough. Okay, that's good enough.
0:55.0	Dear,
0:56.0	dear always be here in nothing in the woods.
1:00.0	Oh, okay, I didn't even like get that layer.
1:02.0	Do you know how they're always like... Yeah, I didn't, okay. I didn't even like get that layer. You know how they're always like, yeah, I didn't, okay, okay. I think it would have been easier for me if I saw it.
1:08.2	Oh, good. Oh, good. What were you laughing about earlier that you wanted that conversation about
1:13.9	the Deers? That was it? No during the ads. You were like I said why are you laughing and you
1:18.4	said ask me when the episode starts? The conversation. There's no way. Yeah.
1:21.8	Yeah. Because you weren't even going to share that with me and
1:24.2	you were begging me to ask you why you were laughing earlier.
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