4.8 • 608 Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2020
⏱️ 87 minutes
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0:00.0 | So I had to mail something the other day. I had to like figure out the postage. |
0:03.9 | Aw, you're still old timing. I know. It's crazy. And I saw this thing on the USPS website and it says |
0:10.8 | rules for mailing and then rules for mailing live animals, parentheses other than day old poultry. |
0:17.9 | What? |
0:19.1 | So naturally, I clicked through. |
0:21.9 | I mean, how could you not? |
0:23.0 | I'm now going to read you section 526.3 live day old poultry general. |
0:30.2 | The following live day old animals are acceptable for mailing when properly packaged. |
0:35.1 | Chickens, ducks, emus, geese, giddy birds, partridges, pheasants only during April through August, quail and turkeys. |
0:42.8 | All other types of live day-old poultry are non-mailable. |
0:46.8 | Day-old poultry vaccinated with Newcastle disease is also non-mailable. |
0:50.2 | I am sending you an emu tomorrow. |
0:53.0 | Only a day- old one, please. |
0:54.6 | No, mine will be several days old. |
0:56.8 | Oh, you're going to break federal restrictions. |
0:58.7 | I am a renegade. |
1:02.1 | Why can you only mail a pheasant from April through August? |
1:05.5 | Why? |
1:06.9 | What other animals can you mail? |
1:09.0 | Well, I didn't click through to the live day old animals non-poultry section because I was just so... |
1:14.1 | Because you're lazy. |
1:15.2 | You're lazy. |
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