The Curse

The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers

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4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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This week on The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast, we’re taking The Curse from Season 35, Episode 13, on January 30th, 2010. Akiva isn’t here this week, but we’ve got Jon Hamm himself to replace him! Jon is here to tell us all about how Andy talked him into playing a version of Timothy Cappello but with more goo. Fun fact: this was a solo outing for Andy, as Jorm was still working on MacGruber and Akiva was still back in L.A. working on a movie that was never made. But that didn’t stop Akiva from calling in to give his thoughts. Plus, they talk about some classic sketches from this classic Jon Hamm episode, including Closet Organizer, Game Time with Randy and Greg, Hamm & Bublé, Court Stenographer, and the unforgettable... Bar. The Curse | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNno63ZO2LwTrick-or-Treat (Jeff Montgomery): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV0CVX60WegA-Holes: Pitch Meeting - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm6hMe_XFGc1920's Party (Don’t Make Me Sing) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSnCjyoMNgsTales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) | Scene: Lover's Vow | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG4hcT9dQC8&t=15sCloset Organizer| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK6WUKO6IKkGame Time With Randy And Greg: The Super Bowl And Greg Multiplies | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-SGJtUUu2gHamm & Bublé | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDKgo3jFwFECourt Stenographer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbq1L9VMfr0Bar | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-4tPhGMbj4Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.Send us an email: thelonelyislandpod@gmail.comSend us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyislandSend us stuff: P.O. Box 4024New York, NY 10185Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod Support our sponsors: CoopUpgrade your sleep Visit coopsleepgoods.com/ISLAND to get 20% off your first order. Thatʼs C-O-O-P sleep goods dot com slash ISLAND.ShopifySign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.COM/lonelyislandVuoriGet 20% off your FIRST purchase. Get yourself some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet at vuori.com/ISLAND Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, Seth, I know that this isn't the right time to bring this up, but will you actually come pick me up from the bisectomy when I get one?
0:06.8	Like, I just want to said in front of those people.
0:09.2	This isn't the right time to bring it up?
0:10.6	I feel like this is the only place it's ever discussed.
0:13.0	It feels like exactly the right time.
0:15.8	Yeah, I mean, ideally we're not having a second conversation about this.
0:19.7	After this.
0:20.6	Listen, get it out of the way, I guess.
0:21.9	Well, I just want to wrap it up. I just want to put a, you know, button on it and fucking be done with it. Like, can you do it? Yeah, but like, when are you going to do it? I'll do it whenever is, like, good for you. Well, I just, my problem is, did it get harder? because now I have to like carry you to the car or something.
0:36.6	His penis?
0:37.2	I was going to say, I don't think it affects that.
0:38.6	It did seem like we were talking about my penis.
0:41.7	I mean, historically, no.
0:44.3	I'll figure it out with Kevin.
0:46.1	I'll do it on an off week, or maybe that's worse, but we'll figure it out.
0:49.7	So, Yarm, you've had a bad accident in your late 40s.
0:53.0	Does it get harder?
0:56.0	Oh, yeah.
0:58.3	All right, we're off and running.
0:59.3	John Hamm is here.
1:01.5	A lot more Vaz talk than I was expecting.
1:02.7	Oh, man.
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