Is Bill Gates putting microchips in sweets at Halloween? How do we get birds to talk about the

UFOs they've seen? Answers to these questions and more on this episode of

This Paranormal Life! Whoa, welcome back to This Paranormal Life. The weekly

comedy podcast where every Tuesday, myself Kit Greer Mulvenna, this guy, Rory Parish, is sitting across from me.

We dive into a different paranormal tale each Tuesday deciding by the end of that episode, whether we think in our professional estimation it's really paranormal or not.

How the hell are you doing today, Rory?

Kit, correct me if I'm wrong, but this episode is being released as our first episode in December. I don't know. Is that true? Well, I just wanted like a yes. I don't know. I think it is, right? Well, you said, correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not going to correct you because I don't know. So I'm right. Okay. Oh, fuck. I was going to say we got one green light over here. Okay. I thought I would have a red one, unfortunately, but I don't... It'll take such a small amount of effort to check this. Well, don't check. So let me see... Let me check my spreadsheet. It is the 2nd of December, officially. Wow. And hey, I like to think that I am, you know, fulfilling the role right now. I have a cup of tea in my hand. I'm wearing the same kind of jumper that the love interest of an early 90s Christmas movie would wear.

Yeah, Rory is dressed like he had a big ass bowl of lamnus bread for breakfast this morning with the

Fibbonnobbits on their way to Eisengard. The commutes look at a little long today, boys, to

Eisengard. It's also funny because I've just, I basically took off a bunch of time from work to go on

holiday and have arrived right in time for Christmas holiday.

Yeah.

So I kind of show up, make sure nothing's on fire and then piss off again for Christmas.

Yeah, well, everything was running super smooth, butter smooth while you were away.

And actually, things have started to go pretty badly wrong the morning you got back.

Why? What's going wrong?

This episode so far, we, uh, guys, guys, we are, uh, this is

exciting though. Start of December, we're coming into the festive period, whilst not on the face

of it, the most paranormal time of year. Longtime listeners of this paranormal life will know what I just

said isn't true. There's actually a long, deep, dark, paranormal history and spooky mythological

history to Christmas. It's a very cool, interesting time where we're coming up to the winter

solstice and things start to get a bit mystical and hopefully cozy. And people who've read the title

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