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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

The Curse Of Justin's Hand

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

We get in to our Mens Room Question: At what point did you realize you needed medical attention?

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0:00.0

At what point did you realize you might need medical attention?

0:02.6

206, 803, rock.

0:04.4

Hello, Justin.

0:05.6

Welcome to the men's room.

0:07.4

Ola, gentlemen.

0:08.2

Ola!

0:10.4

So, let's hear, I told Mike, well, I've known I'm meeting medical attention many of times,

0:15.6

but the two stories I told Mike, both involve my hands.

0:19.7

The first one, I was, well, I'm a welder by trade. I'm

0:25.5

actually now machines. Anyway, they took me over to the wood shop to help them build some crates.

0:32.7

And I was doing pretty good going along and then got slightly distracted and double-tap the nail gun into my thumb.

0:42.0

So I had a walk on over to my supervisor and feel like, hey, I think I need to go like it checked out.

0:48.3

He looked at my hand. He almost passed out. I was like, hey, I got a nail on my hand. You just saw it. Just like, come on, you're fine. Just getting the car. So he takes me to the ER, like immediately the most popular guy in there. And I was like, ooh, you're going to go to the nail here for them? I'm like, yeah, sure am. So they all start taking pictures of it. And then, yeah, the doctor comes in with a pair of surgical pliers which for

1:12.7

irwin vice groups and i was like all right cool cool good deal they pull that out clean it all out

1:18.2

and put me on my way but let me ask you what's the difference between surgical pliers and a pair

1:24.1

of pliers i buy at home depot because a lot of times when i look at at the dentist, nothing, and I look around, and I look around the doctor's office, it's like, I own this, it just says craftsman on mine. Right. I mean, you, look, you, the only difference, the only difference is it's going to be 20 bucks at the store or four to 300 on your bill. Right. When you see that stuff, the stuff that you can buy at a Home Depot.

2:01.8

No, seriously. It's your dentist office and they break it out or the doctor's office. You're like, oh man, I'm, I'm not comfortable. Because this is rudimentary. When they took my wisdom teeth out, it was a pair of pliers. When they broke them, they broke them with a chisel and a hammer.

2:04.3

The ones they couldn't get out. Like crack, crack, crack. The only three tools that they had. I didn't do the same thing. They took it out in pieces. And I asked the woman. At least one of them. She unrolled it. And again, it's like a little hammer. and yeah, stainless steel, whatever.

1:58.5

And there were little pliers, and there was a little chisel.

2:00.7

And I said, basically, is not a hammer, chisel and pliers?

2:02.9

He says, well, no, because... little hammer and then stainless steel whatever and there were little pliers and there was a little chisel and i said basically is not a hammer and chisel and pliers he says well no because they have

2:22.2

some dental name for it so this is a blah blah blah this is a this is a humane game and this is a thing of a jig and i said

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