The Cum Conspiracy Episode
It Could Happen Here
Cool Zone Media and iHeartPodcasts
4.0 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
From milking machines to testicle tanning, the gang tells four stories of semen based conspiracy theories and quack science spreading across the online conservative right.
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| 0:00.0 | Just a few miles off the Thailand coast, the island of Kothau looks like a postcard. |
| 0:07.0 | I'd underneath the surface lies something sinister. |
| 0:11.0 | In the last 20 years dozens of tourists have died mysteriously on the island. |
| 0:16.0 | A dark cloud who's come over the island, death, mystery and danger. |
| 0:23.0 | Listen to Death Island every Wednesday on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:35.0 | Dearly beloved, welcome to It Could Happen here. |
| 0:38.0 | We are gathered here today to get through this thing called Life, Electric Word Life. |
| 0:44.0 | It's a thing that only happens with the addition of a couple of ingredients. |
| 0:48.0 | And one of those ingredients is the subject of our episode today. |
| 0:53.0 | Oh, yeah, you guys like that? |
| 0:55.0 | Everybody really happy with that? |
| 0:57.0 | I love that. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, I'm feeling not at all like I want to kind of shower. |
| 1:01.0 | Okay. |
| 1:02.0 | You can hear the moment where we're all simultaneously questioning every single decision we've ever made in our entire lives. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.0 | Now we're all bonded together. |
| 1:11.0 | So, how's everybody doing today? |
| 1:13.0 | We've got Neil Wong, Harrison Davis, James Stout. |
| 1:18.0 | And I should let people know I wasn't joking about the come thing. |
| 1:22.0 | So those of you who are too online will know this. |
| 1:26.0 | Those of you who are not online enough, this is one of the online things that you will want to know because it's very funny. |
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