The creepiest cult of dickheads can be found in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

On the surface, it's a quaint college town, filled with lost foreign exchange students and useless gender studies professors.

But look closer. It is Michigan versus everybody, and it's in their blood.

They are the leaders and best.

This is an elite institution that will cheat their way to the top.

U of M has a deep history of cheaters who believe, if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

And the school will honor their great leaders, even if that leader's team doctor costs

a school half a billion dollars for diddling his players.

It's a small price to pay for greatness.

And now the cult has bought their new chosen one, a freshman quarterback who makes more money

than most NFL players.

Now U of M folks will say they are about tradition and family and inspiring excellence in future

generations.

And anybody who hates on them is just jealous.

But that's what all creepy cults say, to keep their followers committed and devoted, even if they didn't even choose to be.

So go ahead and try and tell a Michigan dickhead that they lie and they break the rules.

And they will tell you it's just part of their great tradition.

U of M, cheaters and best.

It's Pure Michigan.

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