Belichick Bust – September 2, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2025
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
- Bill Belichick’s lackluster debut at UNC, Howard Stern delays his return, WATP’s Karl brings StutJo & Stephen Baldwin back, Arch Manning memes, groundhogs, and Greg Louganis’ racist made-for-TV movie.
- Bill Belichick was humiliated in his debut at North Carolina. Jordon Hudson was not amused.
- Howard Stern delays his return 1 hour after the show was supposed to start.
- An 11-year-old learned that ‘ding-dong-ditch’ can be deadly.
- Laken Snelling is the worst mother possibly ever.
- Dwayne Johnson received a 15-minute standing ovation… and cried.
- Greg Louganis (lube-anus) sold his medals and home to get outta America. Mario Lopez played him in a made-for-TV movie.
- Karl Malone was a horrible father to Demetress Bell. He banged 13-year-olds too.
- Shoutout to Pink Zebra Moving.
- BranDon has groundhog troubles.
- TMZ has an OnlyFans special tonight.
- Scooter Braun is plowing into Sydney Sweeney.
- Karl from WATP drops by to pontificate on Howard Stern, rip on the return of Stuttering John (and his fantasy team), destroy One Bad Movie with Stephen Baldwin once again and much more.
- Coldplay’s Chris Martin prefers Palestine over Israel.
- Drew went down a Big Star and Small Faces rabbit hole.
- Separated at birth: Robert Westman and Rocky Dennis.
- Arch Manning memes are all the rage.
- Catherine Hickman takes forever to say nothing.
- Meghan Markle’s ShopMy store shuts down. Womp womp. She posted some pics of her brats.
- George Clooney wants Wes Moore to be president. He’s a Bronze Star recipient.
- Tom Mazawey wishes Heavenly birthdays.
- AI: Bald celebrities. Bob Seger is hit with the AI.
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| 0:00.0 | That looks like futuristic, beautiful stuff. |
| 0:05.0 | Technology. |
| 0:06.0 | You know, Mr. Technological genius. |
| 0:09.0 | Person, woman, man, camera, TV. |
| 0:14.0 | It's my first day. Hey, what's popping? |
| 0:27.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.4 | Day 2 studio ramp that you should not notice. |
| 0:34.6 | And, yeah, everything's going just fine. Not going so fine for bill bell a check oh what a shame |
| 0:41.7 | that is huh oh my god did they get blown out yeah not very good at all 48 14 how many times |
| 0:48.8 | they showed jordan hudson on tv by the way you know what i didn't see her on tv at all. I saw it once. Really? Yeah, the first UNC score, they stayed. I think she was just briefly shown. Up in the booth where she looked bored out of her mind on all the social media. Yeah, I sent Brandon a story with a bunch of pictures of her. Oh, great. Oh, man, she looks bored. Did you see the video of her on the field before the game talking to Bill? I did not. She should not be on the field. And the capture was, can I have $20 for the concession stand? It just kills me. Oh, it's so great. Michael Jordan was there, Julius Peppers, Randy Moss, Roy Williams, Mia. Mia Hamm. Oh, she got mentioned, too. So Bill Belichick basically got humiliated in front of a lot of his friends. Yeah. I thought it was kind of cool to see him back on the sidelines, actually. Yeah. I mean, it's good for the game, right? To have them out there? |
| 1:45.7 | What's a lot of two good tweets? |
| 1:59.4 | He had one that said Carolina football and it was after the first touchdown. So it's, you know, six nothing. And the whole sideline is celebrating. Bill's just like grumpy. Just like, you know, typical Bill Belichick. He's not going to celebrate anything. and then the next tweet he had after was Carolina football and it was 40 to 7 |
| 2:00.7 | and empty seats and people just streaming out. |
| 2:04.3 | It's like, yeah, you're not automatically going to be good just because he's there. Well, TCU was a good team last year. I didn't realize they were that good. I was reading about him this morning. There was a tweet when the score was 41 to 7 and the person said, Bill Belichick was 47 when Jordan Hudson was seven. And then there was, shortly after there was a community note. He was 56 when she was seven, not 41. Oh. Actually, he was. He was 56 when she was seven. Wow, that's so creepy. Yeah, it is. Yeah. I mean, good for him, by the way, but that's so creepy. Hey, does my mic sound like your mic? I don't know. I like the way your mic sounds. I want to use your mic. Why? Because it's so deep because it's bassy. I noticed you stole my mic. Yeah. Yeah. These two got swapped. Both your mic sound better than mine, to me, but I always think that mic sounds worse. Maybe you just sound like garbage. |
| 2:54.2 | It's probably me. my mic. Yeah. Yeah. These two got swapped. Both your mics sound better than mine to me, but I always |
| 2:52.1 | think I might sound like garbage. I think it's probably me. I think you sound fine. And it's still |
| 2:59.3 | gated. No, I know. I can't hear myself if I'm a foot. There are a bunch of little annoying things |
| 3:05.8 | that most people will pick up on. |
| 3:09.7 | That's ruining my life. |
| 3:14.1 | Howard Stern was supposed to start today at September 2nd. |
| 3:15.1 | This is big day. |
| 3:16.2 | Yeah, they've been promoting it. |
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