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Hey, occulties. I thought this would be a fun, semantic rerun to air in the middle of summer.

To tide, ha ha, ha, over, as Chelsea Reese and I get our

little duckies in a row for some extremely exciting and highly requested episodes we have

coming up in the next few weeks, including the cults of Love Island, La Boo Boo, the cult of

Duolingo. We've got some really good ones down the pipeline, but didn't

want to leave you hanging as we get ourselves situated and pre-recorded and edited and all

the podcast-y things. So before we dive back into this summary episode on the cult of cruise ship,

sorry, there's going to be some punning in this little update.

I wanted to drop in with some latest news from the high seas because the cruise cult is truly

thriving in 2025 and has somehow gotten even cultier since last year. This cult of cruise ships episode

is truly one of my favorites we've ever done, and I hope these

updates give you as much of a cackle as they gave me. Number one on the docket has to do with

one of the biggest cruise lines loyalty programs. Loyal cruisers are more passionate and dedicated

and primed for sacrifice than kind of any vacationer I'm familiar

with making this next update feel all the more manipulative. Basically, here's what happened.

Carnival Cruise Line recently overhauled their loyalty, very important fun person, V-I-F-P-T-M program,

okay? It's literally called their very important fun

person program, which is just, it makes me chortle. And let's just say this new hierarchy is giving

Scientology's C-org just with more margaritas in a buffet. This is the latest. The new Carnival

reward system shifts from Cruise Night counting to spend base tiers with points and stars.

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