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All right so I want to read for everyone my favorite line from the impeachment hearings on Wednesday.

This is from Ranking Member Devon Newness's opening statement. The witnesses deemed suitable for television by the Democrats were put through a closed-door audition process in a cult-like atmosphere in the basement of the capital where the Democrats

conducted secret depositions released a flood of misleading in one

said it leaks and later selectively released transcripts in a highly staged manner.

It was like a Masonic ritual.

What did you just imagine?

Bloodletting.

They're all like drinking blood out of goats

ors with like hoods and a pentagram with candles.

I just also want to say that Adam Schiff is many things and I suppose can be criticized for many things.

He is a most improbable cultlier.

I would not call him necessarily a charismatic force

in that regard.

I mean, never having been inside this gift myself,

I can't imagine that it looks like a Masonic temple.

I have been inside that sciff.

It's your basic conference room.

It's the big table and some walls and some chairs.

We were the witnesses like stripped naked

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