Everybody's always like they don't teach you how to do taxes in school.

They don't teach you how to sign contracts in school, which I think is a much more important thing. Much more important. They don't teach you natural contract law. They don't teach you the basics. Like don't put other people's names down on a contract. Focus is always leading Bible studies on how to enter into a covenant with God, but nobody's ever teaching you a Bible city about how to sign a contract for your

podcast co-host. I could use a Bible study on that for once.

I use Bible study on that.

Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that commits perjury.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

Can we admit that on the Seek 21 live?

Like, is it, let me ask you this question.

If I, let's allegedly, like, let's say maybe that I might have signed the contract with Focus with Patrick's name.

Without me knowing.

Without him knowing.

Yeah.

Maybe.

This might have happened, right?

We don't know.

Allegedly.

Allegedly. And so you can't actually prove it from this podcast.

Would I get in trouble? I don't know, but I think like if I broke... Yeah, but like if I broke the... That's the thing. It's like when it comes to contracts, you don't want to go into a contract with someone that you think might break it. You know, because it's like it's more expensive to litigate a broken contract than it is to like you know make someone

do a podcast for you you know there's no there's no like i do have another question though of like

yeah in in court right so contracts these days you don't even really sign them they just say

type your name in here yeah type your name type your name in here and then and then it has another box where you sign it but it your name. Type your name in here. And then, and then it has

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