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DRAMA MAMA

the crumbl cookies scam

DRAMA MAMA

BENOFTHEWEEK

Fiction, News, Drama, Entertainment News, Comedy

4.93.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Watch the video version of the episode here: https://youtu.be/xJVtlo_XY44 Follow my Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/benoftheweek Join my Discord: https://www.discord.gg/benoftheweek Business Inquiries: [email protected] Originally produced by Studio71. But now it's produced by meee :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Are you both both in the queue for tickets?

0:02.0

Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.

0:04.0

I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.

0:05.0

I'm in too.

0:06.0

Found a good spot for phone signal.

0:08.0

I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.

0:11.0

Oh, hold on.

0:12.0

Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly. Money never felt

0:24.8

like Monzo. Download your new favorite bank. UK residents tease and seize

0:29.5

apply. Trauma mama emergency briefing alert.

0:33.6

We've never done this before, but it needs to be, I need to get this off my chest.

0:38.0

Crumbled cookies are going too far.

0:40.5

We need a nationwide moratorium on them. Why the hell? The debate, the presidential

0:45.8

vice presidential debate was last night? Why didn't the moderators ask, what are your plans

0:49.8

for taking down Crumble Cookie as an entity, as a corporation.

0:53.6

It is bonkers.

0:55.3

So a few days ago, a few days ago, there were these people that flew to Los Angeles, I believe it was, from Australia

1:08.8

and bought thousands of dollars of crumble cookies with the intent to resell them in Australia.

1:17.0

Because in Australia, they don't have crumble cookies.

1:20.0

They don't get to experience the fun little capitalistic delights that we have over here in America.

1:27.2

So they allegedly flew all the way to America, spend thousands of dollars on cookies,

1:32.5

flew them back, mind you, I don't know how the fuck.

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