the cruise ship with "the next covid " on board
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🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, mamas. Imagine you are about to embark. Let's do a thought experiment. You are about to |
| 0:07.7 | embark on a multi-week journey across the globe on a cruise ship. And we're not talking to Disney |
| 0:14.3 | Cruise. We're not talking the Jojo Siwa Carnival Cruise. That's like going to the Bahamas and |
| 0:19.9 | back with Jojo Ciawa themed events |
| 0:23.0 | and Jojo Cua merch available throughout the boat. |
| 0:26.3 | We're not talking that. |
| 0:27.1 | We're talking about a expedition of sorts. |
| 0:30.8 | This is a cruise, a boat that starts in Argentina, the very southernmost tip pretty much |
| 0:37.2 | of Argentina. And the goal is tip, pretty much, of Argentina. |
| 0:38.4 | And the goal is to stop at Antarctica, bounce around South America a little bit more, |
| 0:42.9 | pop up to Europe, have a good old time with retirees and whoever else would want to |
| 0:48.6 | subject themselves to like a three-week-long crips. |
| 0:52.2 | And then as you carry on on that trip, you get a notification from the captain at 9 a.m. |
| 1:00.8 | one day. |
| 1:01.2 | They get everyone in the mess hall and they announced that one of the passengers died. |
| 1:06.3 | A 70-year-old man died of natural causes, as I said, at the time. And obviously, this isn't like a |
| 1:13.7 | thousand-person cruises. I got like 160 capacity boat. So they're like a little bit, you would be |
| 1:20.2 | a little bit shooken up. Like maybe you just had lunch with that person. Then after the wife of |
| 1:26.3 | that person disembarks with the body, I believe it was, the wife also mysteriously gets sick and dies. |
| 1:33.4 | And then a third person dies. |
| 1:35.7 | And then they just park your boat in the ocean and you start wondering, what the fuck is going on? |
| 1:41.4 | And that's when the news breaks that there is a hantavirus outbreak on your boat. |
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