This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

All right gather round ye millennials, because the olds have something to talk to you about. The song Cruel Summer, which is very apropos for the time we're living in.

Just FYI is by Banana Rama and not Taylor Swift.

Can somebody back me up on this?

For sure.

Banana Rama, not an ice cream flavor by the way.

But would be a good one. As the resident millennial, Taylor Swift is not my first association with that song.

You know, who's Taylor Swift? I was about to say there's

hope but no there's not. Listeners might think Ben is joking but you never can tell.

So Shane, is it a cruel summer because you're back from vacation?

I feel like I never really went on vacation,

but yes, it's cruel that I am now back from vacation,

I will say that.

Coming back from vacation, feeling like you were never on vacation, is perhaps the definition of a cruel summer.

Hello and welcome to Rational Security, the Cruel Summer Edition.

We should probably have renamed this the Banana Rama Edition,

but I think if people saw that popping up in their podcast feed,

they would really think we'd lost our minds.

They'd be very confused.

It is also a bananas summer.

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