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I was born with a special gift.

The ability to mentally transform any situation

into the worst case scenario in my own brain.

My therapist calls my gift catastrophizing.

And that's why I'm uniquely qualified to scrutinize and analyze history's greatest

disasters and find out who's to blame.

They say history repeats itself.

Not on my watch.

My name is Rebecca Delgado Smith,

and I am The Alarmist.

Hey everyone, thanks for tuning into The Alarmist, a comedy podcast where we talk

about history's greatest tragedies and disasters and figure out who's to blame.

Today we're going to be talking about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

Look, I know this is a big one, but as someone who was raised Catholic and did all of her CCD classes and got all her sacraments. I'm still unqualified to talk about

this, but we're going to do it anyway. Here's what you need to know about JC.

According to the Bible's New Testament, Jesus Christ was born in Bethlehem to marry a

virgin who had been visited by the angel Gabriel sent by God

and told that she would give birth to the son of God and Joseph her husband.

This is called divine intervention. The couple was traveling from Nazareth to Bethlehem,

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