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kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Critter In The Pantry

kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

J-Si’s story was ruined by Big Al… but we made the critter story work in the end. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Kelly Raspberry, the voice of reason and the sass of the South.

0:04.8

Big Al Mack.

0:05.8

He's got a big laugh, big heart, and zero filter.

0:09.8

And J.C. Chavez.

0:11.1

He's sweet and sensitive.

0:13.2

Let's get back to the Kidcratic Morning Show.

0:16.6

Good news.

0:17.1

Justin was able to pop his knee back in place so he can kind of walk around the office again.

0:21.4

Right. It feels a lot better.

0:24.0

People are saying you should become PTO, Justin.

0:30.1

That's funny.

0:31.0

Take some personal time off to get that knee back in place.

0:34.0

So I survived the sleepover that my daughter had. I was jealous. I wasn't there. It looked fine. How many girls? I have, 10. 10 girls? 10 or something. Wow. The summer I turned 12. The summer I turned 12, which is my daughter, Chloe's birthday. It's a great theme. It was the whole thing. And boy, was there a little bit of drama, though. Oh? So that, the morning of the party, we're waiting. So my wife, uh, got a bunch of little tents and we were going to set them up upstairs. So every little girl had a little tent. Oh, with their name on it. With the name and a little bed. It was a whole thing. Cute. So we were waiting and we have to wake up early. And as I'm laying in bed, just getting ready for the craziness. I hear my daughter scream. And then I hear my wife scream. And I'm like, why? Why? Why? Why on a Saturday at 8 a.m. in the morning, are we screaming? What could possibly be going wrong? I have some guesses. What did you think, Kelly? Spiders. Yeah. It was that kind of scream. It was a critter scream. Oh, no. Definitely. Runaway, what is it? Hamster? Runaway. Well, never, mind. Oh. Oh, I thought we were guessing.

2:21.0

Well, you took too long to get to it, JC. Sorry. It's all good. So what happened? What happened? The hamster ran away? I'm sorry. Remind me the hamster's name? I'm so sorry. Peter Todd. Thank you. You know, we have consultants that come and talk to the show and they say, you know, somebody brings a story up on the show. And you think you know the answer. Don't really say the answer. Don't really say it. I said spiders. Well, what if it had been spider? It would have been bad. It would have been you instead of me. Because Kelly knows it wasn't that. But in my defense, just, J.C. asked me, what do you guess?

2:19.8

Yes.

2:19.9

So I guess spider.

2:20.9

Which is a good one.

2:23.0

So what happened?

2:23.5

Well, tell us what happened? Tell us what happened. I guess I can still tell you without. Did you find the hamster? So my wife and daughter scream and they shut the door of the pantry and they come up and I'm walking out and they go, oh my gosh, there's something, there's something alive in the pantry.

2:36.6

Oh, my.

2:36.9

And that sounds weird and I'm walking out and they go, oh my gosh, there's something, there's something alive in the pantry.

2:36.6

Oh my.

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