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The CRINGIEST Minecraft Kid on THE ENTIRE INTERNET (storytime)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2025

⏱️ 235 minutes

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Summary

Connor Pugs tells Storytime of the cringiest, funniest and most hilarious minecraft kid doing stuff only minecraft kids would do. These stories will make you laugh!

Transcript

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We have a story time of a Minecraft kid who actually thought that creepers were real and embarrasses himself in front of everyone in his class during a trip to the dinosaur museum. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. Sit back, relax, leave a like on the video to claim your free nothing, and let's get right into it. The subscriber sent it today's story, we're going to call her Jade, and I got that name from the comment section. So if you want me to use your name, your friend's name, or really any name you want,

0:24.1

leave it in a comment down below, and I'll do my best to try and use as many of those names as possible. Anyways, right, so this story happened to Jade when she was in second grade, and she's a bit older now, so this was a little while back. But back when Jade was in second grade, you know, her class was doing this

0:37.5

unit on dinosaurs and kind of, you know, dinosaurs, prehistoric era, everything like around that,

0:44.1

fossils, all that good stuff. And they've been studying it for a while and kind of the big thing

0:48.5

for any second grader at that school, and it was kind of known that like for the second grade,

0:53.0

their big thing that they would do is

0:54.5

they would spend like about a month covering dinosaurs and the kind of the prehistoric age and then at the

0:59.6

end of their long kind of study whatever and i mean second grade it's only so rigorous but like

1:04.1

at the end of the day right they spent a lot of time learning about dinosaurs and kind of the

1:08.3

the big payoff for this big kind of month-long study is that they take

1:12.5

a like a full day long trip to a really big dinosaur museum that's somewhat near them. It's still

1:17.9

like 45-minute bus right away. But it's a pretty, you know, it's a pretty fun day. And it's kind of

1:22.5

known for everyone in the school is like the big fun day that all the second graders have and yeah at this point right it's

1:28.9

about a week away and jade's getting pretty excited because it's a pretty big deal and i'm going to

1:32.8

introduce another character into this story he is the Minecraft kid there's nothing more i need to say

1:38.0

besides he's in jade's class and things get very interesting very quickly anyways, a week passes and it's finally the day.

1:46.5

It's the big day.

1:47.7

They all kind of like get there kind of early that morning.

1:50.2

Their school normally starts around eight, but for that day, they're asked to get there

1:53.9

at seven, which a lot of the parents are a little, you know, they wake up, drive up their kids,

1:57.9

and they're all kind of cranky because they have to get up at seven in the morning,

2:01.3

which is a little inhumane. I'll be real. They don't have to get up at 7 in the morning. They have to get up at like 6 to drive their kids there at 7. But all the kids, when they get there, like kind of like all wide-eyed and excited because, hey, man, it's the big day. It's the dinosaur museum day. And so anyways, right, Jade, you know, she goes in and Jade has kind of a

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