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Connor Pugs

the cringiest kids in the UNIVERSE... (STORYTIME)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 231 minutes

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Summary

Connor pugs tells a Storytime about the cringiest kids in the UNIVERSE...Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugsFollow me on snapchat @connorpugs

Transcript

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0:00.0

Rated T for Teen.

0:01.7

Each year, thousands of adults lose their shred.

0:05.1

It's an epidemic simply known as shred loss, but it doesn't have to be this way.

0:09.2

Because rekindling your shred is as easy as playing the new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4.

0:13.7

With new parks, cross-platform multiplayer, and sick new game modes,

0:18.9

we can put an end to shred loss everywhere.

0:21.6

Hit the new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 and show the world that the shred's not dead.

0:26.6

Pre-order Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 and play the Foundry demo.

0:29.6

Today we got a story time of a Minecraft kid who actually thought Hero Brian was real and out to get him.

0:36.6

But there's a bit of a twist in today's episode.

0:39.1

That Minecraft kid was me. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. This will be a fun one. Sit back, relax,

0:45.5

leave a like on the video to claim your free nothing, and let's get right into it. This all started

0:50.8

on my birthday back in fifth grade. I remember this. And my birthday's in like earlier, like closer to the start of the year. So I was only a couple days in the classes. And I remembered that what I wanted for my birthday was yes, my own very copy of Minecraft on my mom's old Mac, which was like could barely run it at the time. Like it was even old for like standards back in the day.

1:12.8

But anyways, I wanted a copy of Minecraft because I would always go over to my friend's house and

1:17.7

they'd be playing Minecraft and I would like, I really like the game, even though I never actually

1:21.8

had a copy myself. And to be fair, back in the day, I kind of did enjoy watching people play the game.

1:27.6

I kind of explained it now as like I enjoyed, you know, how you'll watch people play a game as you're kind of watching me play Minecraft right now

1:34.6

and still have some decent amount of enjoyment from it, if not a different type of enjoyment.

1:39.5

I had enjoyment from watching my friends play it, but I also wanted to play too.

1:43.5

So I remember it was the morning of, I don't know what birthday it was, but I also wanted to play too. So I remember it was

1:44.8

the morning of, I don't know what birthday it was, but it was my birthday morning. I walked downstairs,

1:50.1

and yeah, I booted up my computer and, you know, there it was. I opened up my birthday card,

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