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the Cringiest Kid to Live on THIS PLANET EVER IN THE UNIVERSE (Storytime)

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Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 237 minutes

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The cringiest Storytimes of all time... enjoy

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0:00.0

Today I get a story time of another one of these Minecraft kids deciding to fight back against his babysitter in a quite unconventional way, you might say.

0:11.0

I mean, I bet you can read the title right now. So yeah, with that being said, sit back, relax. Subscribe, if you haven't already.

0:18.0

And let's call today's subscriber who submitted this story to me. Let's call him Ryan.

0:22.6

So Ryan was friends with this kid who really liked Minecraft.

0:26.6

So we're calling him the Minecraft Kid because that always works in the title and you guys like the Minecraft Kid stories and I like telling them.

0:33.6

But anyways, right, Ryan was invited over to this kid who he didn't know that well, and we're just going to call him the Minecraft kid.

0:40.4

So anyways, right, Ryan was invited over to the Minecraft kid's house to, well, you know, play Minecraft with him.

0:46.3

The idea was he was going to go over on a Friday night and play some bedwards with this kid.

0:51.1

Honestly, sounds like a pretty sick Friday night, if you know what I mean.

0:54.7

However, he didn't really know much about this kid, and he only kind of just started to know him

0:59.0

because Ryan's mom and the Minecraft kid's mom became friends like a couple months ago when they're

1:05.6

both volunteering for something. Or maybe they just met, I don't know why, but Ryan's mom and

1:10.5

the Minecraft kid's mom became friends, and for that reason, you know, Ryan's mom's like just met, I don't know why, but Ryan's mom and the Minecraft kid's

1:11.3

mom became friends, and for that reason, you know, Ryan's mom's like, oh, I have a son about

1:15.8

your son's age, they should totally hang out. And since Ryan knew nothing about the Minecraft

1:19.9

kid, at their first like interaction, which wasn't like a sleepover playday type thing. He was like, so, what do you like to do? And he's like, I like to

1:27.6

play Minecraft. He's like, cool, do you like to play Bed Wars? He's like, yeah, it's my favorite

1:31.5

game. So they bonded over it. So anyways, Ryan was heading over to the Minecraft Kids' house.

1:37.0

And Ryan's mom told them, hey, just so you know, the Minecraft kid's mom is not going to be there. She's going to be out for something.

1:44.5

However, they hired a babysitter,

1:46.5

and the Minecraft kid's mom should be back by like 10 or 11.

1:50.0

And Ryan was like, all right, that's totally fine.

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