THE CRINGIEST KID TO EXIST IN THE WORLD (storytime)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 2 May 2024
⏱️ 187 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about THE CRINGIEST KID TO EXIST IN THE WORLD Submit your email here to stay updated! 👇 https://forms.gle/eyZ3AGLGDrTDBWTR6 Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs
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| 0:30.0 | Look, in my opinion, it's never okay to shame someone for something that they can't control. |
| 0:36.6 | However, it seems like nowadays, if a guy |
| 0:39.4 | is under 6 foot 11, they can be shamed and called ugly for something that they genuinely |
| 0:45.7 | cannot control. In today's story time, this Gen Z girl calls every kid in her class who is under |
| 0:52.5 | six feet ugly and worthless. |
| 0:55.7 | It's absolutely crazy, so sit back, relax, and let's jump right into the story. |
| 1:00.2 | So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Billy. |
| 1:03.0 | So anyways, in Billy's class, there was this Gen Z girl. |
| 1:06.4 | This Gen Z girl spent all of her time on Twitter, as the Gen Z girls do. |
| 1:10.3 | And by the way, when I say |
| 1:11.3 | Gen Z girl, I use that as like, I don't know, a saying, and I don't mean literally anyone in |
| 1:16.7 | Gen Z, because I'm technically in Gen Z. It's kind of just a saying for people who |
| 1:21.2 | spend way too much time on Twitter and TikTok and cancel bread and all this wonderful stuff, right? |
| 1:26.9 | So she spends way too much time on |
| 1:28.7 | TikTok and Twitter and has come to the belief that all women are queens, all men are terrible, |
| 1:35.0 | and if a man is under six feet tall, that he is not worth her time. By the way, dude, they're all |
| 1:41.0 | in eighth grade. Billy's in eighth grade. She's in eighth grade. A lot of guys |
| 1:45.8 | haven't even hit their growth spurts. Let me admit something to you guys. I am 510 to 511 on a good day. |
| 1:52.3 | I am not six feet tall and I will never be. I am basically done growing in that direction, dude. |
| 1:58.0 | So yeah, even like most kids will not be six feet, statistically. And in Billy's |
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