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the cringiest kid to exist in history... (best stories to SLEEP to)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 235 minutes

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the cringiest kid to exist in history... (best stories to SLEEP to)

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Today we got a story time of probably one of the cringiest Minecraft kids of all time.

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This Minecraft kid almost burns down his entire town to protect the honor,

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quote unquote, of Minecraft. Yeah, this is a pretty crazy one, so sit back, relax, subscribe

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to the channel if you're new, press the like button to claim your free nothing. And with that

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being said, let's jump right into it. So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Steve. I don't know why I've never called a subscriber who submitted a Minecraft story Steve before. But low key from this point on, I want to just call them Steve or Alex because of obviously the Minecraft reference, or maybe not. I don't know. But we're calling the subscriber who submitted this one, Steve. And so all of Steve's friends, this happened when he was in fifth grade, all of Steve's friends were pretty big of Minecraft. They really like Minecraft, right? I know when I was in fifth grade, that was my first introduction to Minecraft and it was a super freaking awesome game. You can't tell me otherwise. I mean, I'm a college student. I feel like in a lot of ways I'm an adult, but I still play the block game, man. It really does hold up. But anyways, I know when I was in fifth grade, it was just like such a cool thing, and it was such a nice thing to play with your friends. However, in Steve's neighborhood, there were a few kids that went way too far, and we're going to call them the Minecraft Kids. Maybe the title

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this video should have been cringiest Minecraft Kids, not Minecraft Kid, of all time, but yeah,

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we are going to go in today's story about the time that they accidentally almost burned down

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the entire town trying to defend the honor of Minecraft. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous, which is why I know you'll

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enjoy this story. So, yeah, anyways, right, this story happened over the summer just for context,

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so there's no school going on. And so all these kids really found Minecraft over spring break,

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which actually I'm about to go on in a day, which I'm pretty excited about. I'm going to try and post every day, but if I miss a few days, that's totally why. Anyways, though, so yeah, they discovered Minecraft over spring break of fifth grade, and for like all the spring semester, they absolutely fell in love with the game. In fact, as Steve even said, like, his grades, Loki kind of of dropped a little bit and his parents got mad, but they're like, eh, whatever, they're just kids. Also, it's just fifth grade. Honestly, bro, who cares? Anyways, though, so yeah, sure enough, summer came around and they were really, like, they were super getting into Minecraft. However, Steve's parents, as well as all the other parents of the kids in the

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neighborhood, kind of saw this a little bit as a problem. So they basically said, hey, you guys are

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allowed to play Minecraft from after dinner and through the night until your bedtime, around

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eight or nine. You cannot be playing it during the day. Basically, the parents' rationale here was

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like, look, they're not going outside,

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kids need to go outside and have fun. When we were kids, we were outside 24-7. And while I don't

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necessarily always agree with the whole parents like, video games are destroying your brain,

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because personally, I think that stuff is pretty overblown. I also do totally respect and agree with, you should spend some time outside, bro.

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Like, just a little genuine piece of advice. Actually, you know what? You want to hear about my day.

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I wake up, like, about an hour or two before my classes, and I spend at least 45 minutes in the first, 45 minutes outside.

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