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the cringiest kid to exist in history... (BEST STORIES TO SLEEP/CHILL TO)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about the cringiest kid to exist in history... this is a great video to put on to go to sleep to, and to put on while you fall asleep. It is a great sleep aid, but also works like a video essay to put on in the background, but instead it is a compilation of stories about various things.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Today we got a story of probably one of the most spoiled kids to ever live on planet Earth.

0:06.0

I'm not even kidding. Strap in, subscribe if you like stories, and let's call today's subscriber Benson.

0:12.0

I think that is a real name. I'm just thinking of Benson from regular show. That show is gas.

0:17.0

But anyways, this all happens one day when Benson is chilling in class, and there's this kid in his class who we're just going to call it a spoiled kid.

0:24.3

He doesn't even deserve a name, bro. He's just getting the name spoiled kid.

0:28.5

But anyways, right, about halfway through the school year, this new girl moves into the neighborhood, and everyone's trying to impress her, like everyone thinks she's so pretty or whatever.

0:37.9

And on her first day in, like, you know, she's like, hi guys, my name is, let's call her Kate, right? Hi, guys, my name's Kate, like I'm new to the neighborhood. And everyone's like, hi, Kate, nice to meet you. And yeah, some of the guys are, like, trying to talk to her. Maybe for not the reason of like, oh, I just want to make sure you feel comfortable in the new neighborhood.

0:39.5

Maybe because they just find... Maybe for not the reason of like, oh, I just want to make sure you feel comfortable in the new neighborhood.

0:56.2

Maybe because they just find, I don't know, maybe because they just find her pretty.

1:00.4

But either way, they're not being weird about it.

1:02.5

They're being pretty chill about it, which is all you need.

1:05.0

However, there's one guy who is not being chill in the slightest, in his name is the spoiled kid.

1:27.8

So anyways, right, on the first day that the new girl Kate is in class, in between class, right, you know, she's going to walk to her other class. The thing is, right, Benson and Kate have the same class. Benson doesn't necessarily go and walk with her. He's just like, well, if we become friends, we become friends, but I'm just going to give her her space, like whatever. She's trying to figure things out. But Benson watches as a spoiled kid, runs up to her and says, hello, my name is, you know, I'm just going to say the spoiled kid. My name is spoiled kid. Welcome to the school. I basically run the school. and Benson's like, like bro everyone here hates you. What are you even saying? Dude

1:47.3

Like that's laughable at best. But anyways, he's like yeah, I kind of run the school and she's like oh ha ha. Okay.

1:55.4

Like what am I supposed to do with that information besides say uh uh-huh, okay, man, nice, I guess?

2:03.1

So the spoiled kid immediately says, so, you're new to the area, and, you know, Kate is like,

2:09.1

yeah, I just moved in with my family like a week ago, and this is my first day of the school here.

2:14.2

I haven't really had the time to explore the area, and the spoiled kid's like, oh, that's awesome. So I can totally show you around. And Kate kind of understands, like, kind of what he's trying to say. He's definitely trying to, like, I don't know, like, he's definitely hitting on her right now. But Kate's kind of just like, oh, well, I appreciate the offer. What are the places you think I should go and he's like

2:34.9

oh I could totally take you on them but it's got to be a date like we totally got to like

2:39.6

make out too at this point Kate is like no no no I'm I'm not getting pushed around like

2:45.1

this by this obviously annoying kid and Kate kind of realized this kid was both spoiled

2:50.1

and also not liked by anyone.

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